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I ‘ve likewise had ladies.
Do the asking for Tinder sex experiment 2 one hours back to me? Yes, wan na make love with me Yeah right, like literally today, a few weeks ago I downloaded the mobile dating app tinder and I ‘ve been swiping non-stop, so I can get to 1,000 matches.
3 days back, I struck 1,000 matches on Tinder.
On that day, I sent the exact same message to each one: hey do you want to make love so today, I ‘m gon na go through the actions at the end of the video I ‘ll, have a detailed breakdown with statistics.
Oh and a few of the girls reported me to tinder so quite lucky I wasn ‘t prohibited well, I started at 1000 matches and now I ‘m at 935 matches you can see up here.
Damn you make it ‘s so tempting at 1:14 a.
what you doing at a Scientology meeting pay no thumbs down; whoa you ‘re, extremely direct! You apostrophe re, yes, okay, just how much I charge fifty fifty euro you ‘re disgusting bye? So I guess that ‘s a no! If we take it can PI hug, just.
Where are you Kelsey asks just got conference with my probation officer, how about you Christine states: you ‘re [, __] revolting laughing, my ass off hi, you ‘re, hot yeah.
Sure after you buy me supper, common cow about McDonald ‘s forward.
, Brian you ‘re, so upfront kind of like it.
Maybe what the [__] no depends upon.
If the animal in concern is of the legendary variety I am a centaur.
Does that count? No thanks! No thanks, I ‘m not the type of girl to state yes right away, I ‘m not that type of woman either.
So Sylvia said yes and then 2 days later on she said so nope.
Is it because I ‘m white? She simply responded: yeah, I ‘m into black men.
Sorry, me too Emma says: yeah cool.
Can you come to my place, I ‘m under house arrest? Hey.
Do you wish to [__] off racist with you? Yes, lol? Where are you from whoa? Well, that was really uncomplicated.
I ‘m a virgin me too: where do you live? I deal with my parents.
Does that ever work as an opening line? Like honestly, like truthfully, sorry people, I ‘m such a slow texter? It works 69 percent of the time whenever woah.
That was remarkably quick for you to ask that question.
I hope you last longer in bed.
Sorry, I ‘m not exactly sure each chelate or no, but thanks for being courteous about it.
You ‘re welcome ha ha, I ‘m down when yeah.
Sorry put on ‘t do hookups.
Why something like the Russian absolutely? Are you excellent in bed? No! No! Thank you.
I value the honesty and dream you good luck in your tender expeditions see.
This is fantastic.
Politeness is incredible.
Yes, winky face and hello lol, hey sorry, but no huh Cup.
Think for me, I want to discover a special man.
Well, that ‘s right to the point: where do you live nope, you ‘re, lesbian? I believe this lady thinks I ‘m a female, your location or mine, lol, lol lol chuckling my ass off.
Thank you for the deal, but I ‘m going to have to pleasantly decrease.
Maybe where do you live? The county jail, No get lost.
I ‘m down.
You read my profile right, I ‘m a fem! What ‘s with the durations you text like William Shatner sure we can hang out hi, not actually poop emoji.
Will there be cookies? There will be blood and I ‘m talking about the seriously well-known movie starring Daniel day-lewis.
I think this is a dude, I ‘m quite sure.
That ‘s a man I much rather just socialize with you and your t-rex word: do you like the color blue yeah, so Kimberly sent me a gif of David Grohl, stating sup and then lol sure whoa? Well, your straight and blunt to the point.
I love sex. Specifically Tinder sex.
Oh, I think she doesn ‘t truly get the question with me: hi hey there, daddy opener doh 10/10, so smooth would spouse hello and no I ‘m great thanks, yeah, not truly! I ‘m! Okay, thanks lol, I imply that ‘s all she wrote.
The question is: is there pizza included later on? My sort of woman Erin says yeah fulfill me at the McDonald ‘s on phase weird, I ‘m flattered, however I ‘m not into the random encounter things child.
I think I ‘m not skinny enough, for you got a yes from Courtney.
Sure Stephanie says all right sure absolutely appealing, but I will respectfully decline that deal.
Thank you I ‘d state yes, however honestly the mustache style you ‘ve started on is really refraining from doing it.
For me, i groom elsewhere haha, not with you.
No concern mark hey friend, perhaps not right now, however I ‘ll hit you up.
If I do know, I ‘m a catfish, I can ‘t meet you in person.
Meow directly to the point I see lol.
How frequently do you get a yes as an answer? Sixty-Nine percent of the time well, you ‘re.
Very blunt lol, you ‘re, really simple! No thanks for the offer, though, no thanks! No I ‘m excellent, but thanks for asking no thanks! No thanks! I ‘m excellent, however thanks for asking I ‘m good.
No, I ‘m excellent thanks, not that kind of person! Nah, wear ‘t understand you understand: nope haha, it ‘s alright, fine, sure sure, perhaps a threesome with you and my sweetheart.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I don ‘t know hey fam! No thanks! Oh No! Thank you thanks, though nah I ‘m good thanks.
No thanks! No, hello! I ‘m down when and where child that ‘s one way to break the ice.
That ‘s not the only thing I ‘ll be breaking.
Barber states whoa right off the bat that was so forward.
I wasn ‘t expecting that down.
Question mark Ola.
The only thing I understand is baño: hi.
I put on ‘t sorry unfortunate face: no, not especially hey, no, nobody, no! No, I ‘m good nah! No, but thanks for asking whoa.
No, no thanks I ‘ll pass lol! No lol has that line worked so far I ‘ll pass.
No thanks! No thanks ha ha! No thanks!
I ‘m meeting some excellent pasta today, possibly later maybe possibly maybe winky face.
Only if you promise to disappoint me, I can oblige, took you enough time to ask certainly quite forward ha ha I ‘d.
Consider it after a coffee buddy straight forward of you ha ha you ‘re, horrible yes, but just with the t-rex in the last image that can be arranged.
I ‘m a virgin me too, probably not, but thanks for the offer, hello and no, no, no, no er! No thanks! Lol, I give up umm that ‘s forward yeah I do, however not with you.
I desire dinner more Daniel, that ‘s it that should just roadway damn terrific ice breaker.
Potentially, why do you want to have sex with me? I ‘m attempting to lose my virginity.
Do you? I think I simply asked you: all right is this for your YouTube channel busted I ‘m gon na pass, however thanks for the deal funny that you asked, because my roommate was just enjoying your video and asking 100 women for sex for sure simply call the time and place Haha not sorry, I acknowledge you from your YouTube channel.
Is this a social experiment? I feel like this may somehow be related to your YouTube channel lol.
This is for a YouTube.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some kind of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? Is this for among your trick videos? I put on ‘t.
I like your videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming true.
I ‘ve never been with a Z lister prior to youtubers need lovin too anyways.
I ‘m excellent, but thanks for asking I ‘m excellent.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I put on ‘t know hey fam! I ‘m down when and where child that ‘s one way to break the ice.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? I don ‘t.
I love your videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming trueReal Tinder Sex Joke