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I ‘ve also had women.

Do the asking for Tinder sex experiment two one hours back to me? Yes, wan na have sex with me Yeah right, like actually today, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded the mobile dating app tinder and I ‘ve been swiping non-stop, so I can get to 1,000 matches.

3 days back, I hit 1,000 matches on Tinder.
On that day, I sent out the exact same message to each one: hey do you want to make love so right now, I ‘m gon na go through the responses at the end of the video I ‘ll, have a comprehensive breakdown with statistics.
Oh and a few of the ladies reported me to tinder so pretty lucky I wasn ‘t banned well, I began at 1000 matches and now I ‘m at 935 matches you can see up here.

Damn you make it ‘s so tempting at 1:14 a.
what you doing at a Scientology conference pay no thumbs down; whoa you ‘re, really direct! You apostrophe re, yes, all right, just how much I charge fifty fifty euro you ‘re disgusting bye? I guess that ‘s a no! If we take it can PI hug, only.
Where are you Kelsey asks simply got meeting with my probation officer, how about you Christine states: you ‘re [, __] revolting laughing, my ass off hi, you ‘re, hot yeah.

Sure after you buy me supper, typical cow about McDonald ‘s forward.

Much lol smiley face, maybe, though [__,] off [, __,], Brian you ‘re, so in advance sort of like it.
Possibly what the [__] no depends upon.

, if the animal in question is of the legendary variety I am a centaur.
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Does that count? No thanks! No thanks, I ‘m not the type of lady to state yes right away, I ‘m not that type of woman either.
Sylvia stated yes and then 2 days later on she stated so nope.

Is it since I ‘m white? She simply reacted: yeah, I ‘m into black guys.
Sorry, me too Emma says: yeah cool.
Can you concern my location, I ‘m under house arrest? Hey.

Do you want to [__] off racist with you? Yes, lol? Where are you from whoa? Well, that was really uncomplicated.
I ‘m a virgin me too: where do you live? I deal with my moms and dads.
Does that ever work as an opening line? Like truthfully, like honestly, sorry guys, I ‘m such a slow texter? It works 69 percent of the time each time woah.

That was impressively fast for you to ask that concern.
I hope you last longer in bed.
Sorry, I ‘m unsure each chelate or no, but thanks for being polite about it.

You ‘re welcome ha ha, I ‘m down when yeah.
Sorry put on ‘t do connections.
Are you great in bed? Thank you.

I value the sincerity and wish you best of luck in your tender expeditions see.

This is terrific.
Politeness is amazing.

Yes, winky face and hello lol, hello sorry, but no huh Cup.
Think for me, I wish to discover a special man.
Well, that ‘s right to the point: where do you live nope, you ‘re, lesbian? I believe this girl believes I ‘m a female, your location or mine, lol, lol lol laughing my ass off.

Thank you for the deal, but I ‘m going to need to politely decrease.
Lol.
Maybe where do you live? The county jail, No get lost.

I ‘m down.
You read my profile right, I ‘m a fem! What ‘s with the periods you text like William Shatner sure we can hang out hi, not really poop emoji.
Will there be cookies? There will be blood and I ‘m speaking about the critically acclaimed film starring Daniel day-lewis.

I believe this is a man, I ‘m quite sure.
That ‘s a dude I much rather just hang out with you and your t-rex word: do you like the color blue yeah, so Kimberly sent me a gif of David Grohl, saying sup and then lol sure whoa? Well, your straight and blunt to the point.

I like sex. Especially Tinder sex.

Smiley face, however why do you ask? Oh, I guess she doesn ‘t really get the concern with me: hi hello, papa opener doh 10/10, so smooth would other half hello and no I ‘m excellent thanks, yeah, not truly! No, not actually! No, not actually, hi! No! No! No! No! I ‘m! Okay, thanks lol, I indicate that ‘s all she composed.
The concern is: exists pizza involved afterwards? My type of lady Erin states yeah fulfill me at the McDonald ‘s on phase weird, I ‘m flattered, however I ‘m not into the random encounter things baby.

I think I ‘m not slim enough, for you got a yes from Courtney.

Sure Stephanie states all right sure totally tempting, but I will respectfully decline that offer.

Thank you I ‘d state yes, but truthfully the mustache style you ‘ve started on is actually not doing it.
For me, i groom somewhere else haha, not with you.

No question mark hello buddy, possibly not right now, but I ‘ll strike you up.
If I do understand, I ‘m a catfish, I can ‘t fulfill you personally.
Meow directly to the point I see lol.

How typically do you get a yes as an answer? Sixty-Nine percent of the time well, you ‘re.
Extremely blunt lol, you ‘re, extremely simple! I ‘m excellent, but thanks for asking I ‘m good.
No, I ‘m great thanks, not that sort of person! Nah, don ‘t know you understand: nope haha, it ‘s okay, okay, sure sure, possibly a threesome with you and my girlfriend.

That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I wear ‘t understand hello fam! Thank you thanks, though nah I ‘m excellent thanks.

No thanks! No, hi! I ‘m down when and where baby that ‘s one method to break the ice.
That ‘s not the only thing I ‘ll be breaking.

Oh wow.
Barber says whoa right off the bat that was so forward.
I wasn ‘t expecting that down.

Question mark Ola.
The only thing I understand is baño: hi.
Do you have a nice dick? If you ignore the VD nah? Is this a joke? No! No! I don ‘t sorry sad face: no, not especially hey, no, nobody, no! No, I ‘m good nah! No, but thanks for asking whoa.

No, no thanks I ‘ll pass lol! No lol has that line worked so far I ‘ll pass.

No thanks! No thanks ha ha! No thanks!
I ‘m fulfilling some excellent pasta right now, perhaps later maybe possibly maybe winky face.

Only if you promise to disappoint me, I can oblige, took you enough time to ask certainly quite forward ha ha I ‘d.

Consider it after a coffee pal straight forward of you ha ha you ‘re, terrible yes, however only with the t-rex in the last picture that can be set up.
I ‘m a virgin me too, most likely not, however thanks for the offer, hey and no, no, no, no er! No thanks! Lol, I give up umm that ‘s forward yeah I do, but not with you.

I want dinner more Daniel, that ‘s it that must simply road damn excellent ice breaker.
Possibly, why do you want to have sex with me? I ‘m attempting to lose my virginity.
Do you? I think I simply asked you: alright is this for your YouTube channel busted I ‘m gon na pass, however thanks for the offer amusing that you asked, due to the fact that my roommate was simply seeing your video and asking 100 women for sex for sure simply call the time and place Haha not sorry, I recognize you from your YouTube channel.

Is this a social experiment? I feel like this might somehow be related to your YouTube channel lol.
This is for a YouTube.
Video.

Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? Is this for among your trick videos? I wear ‘t.
I like your videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are becoming a reality.
I ‘ve never been with a Z lister prior to youtubers require lovin too anyways.

I ‘m good, however thanks for asking I ‘m great.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I put on ‘t understand hi fam! I ‘m down when and where baby that ‘s one method to break the ice.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? I put on ‘t.
I love enjoy videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming trueReal Tinder Sex Stories

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